IU Football 2007... stop laughing, seriously. It wasn't a joke.

Announced today, IU's 2007 Football Schedule or as we call it here in Bloomington, "Wha? I knew that stadium did SOMETHING or other..."

9/1 Indiana State
Fear the Mighty Sycamore! Woe to thee who...(cough cough)...Oh, who am I kidding?
9/8 at Western Michigan
I remember this game last year, however vaguely so...
9/15 Akron
There's only one good thing to come out of Akron, and they call him the King. (Okay, Callahan Brakes too.)
9/22 Illinois
I might stay sober, just to boo Ron Zook and throw insults at him.
9/29 at Iowa
Kirk Ferentz is like Paris Hilton. Lucked into the money.
10/6 Minnesota
...They have a good wrestling team, right?
10/13 at Michigan State
Oh, boo.
10/20 Penn State
Joe Paterno played football when the forward pass was strictly against the rules.
10/27 at Wisconsin
Winning with Wisconsin is like getting into community college. Nobody really cares, and they know it's really easy.
11/3 Ball State
53 kids out of my senior class of ~250 go to Ball State. They really do think it's a party college. Shame, shame, shame.
11/10 at Northwestern
Make friends now, because they will be your boss in 3 years.
11/17 Purdue
Like a Cubs fan, "There's always next year..."