Introduction (reduction)

Hey Y'all (all one of ME). Welcome to Hoosier Hysteria.

First off, any good collegiate sports blog should include a mission statement. Attempting to write one, however, is usually the tough part. Instead of the lame and half-assed statement i came up with less than five minutes ago (and in the interest of time, for i have Spanish S-105 in 30 minutes), I will outline the main goals of this blog:

We will try to be:

1. Funny
2. For the Hoosiers, Irish, Colts, (and occasionally the Yankees)
3. Against the Evil Empire that bleeds Pale Yellow and Pansy-Blue. (U of Michigan for you on the west coast)


We will not be:

1. Funny
2. Just another stupid sports blog
3. Tossing completely untrue and shameless rumors around
4. I hope you're catching the sarcasm

Thank you for reading (riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...)